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Decided bubba needed his own page. You don't have to be
a redneck to be a bubba and being a bubba doesn't make you a redneck. bubbas
can be educated. We have the chief of bubbas in the White House. So as
you see bubbas are just bubbas and they're perfectly content with that
and you have to respect that and in some ways admire it.
This page was inspired by a blues musician named Bill from Greenville,
Mississippi after he started sending me some of the adventures of bubba
so If you want to contribute to bubba's place send in your story and maybe
I'll post it.
If you've been here before you might want to go to bubba's
place the sequel. If not you can read to the bottom and find a link
there.
Bill tells me that bubba, a local redneck, found out that Greenville
had a tourist season but decided it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
when the police tried to arrest him after he shot one.
bubba sent me this update:
I found out why they tried to arrest me when I shot that tourist ('member
tourist season?). They said I was huntin' in a baited field. (a souvenir
shop) - bubba -
Found out bubba and his high school sweetheart were getting married.
He's 52 and she's still in high school.
received this from bubba's best friend:
Hey Man,
bubba and me came up with a new game! It's called GRAPE RACING. Whut
Y'all do is git some sunflower oil and spread it on the bottom of your
microwave oven. Then you git some friends and y'all make bets. You line
up a grape on one side of the oven for each participant (the starting line)
making sure that the hole is pointing towards the wall (important). Then
you make bets on the outcome. Set the microwave to high and switch it on.
What happens is that the liquid inside the grape turns to steam, which
is expelled from the hole in the grape, propelling the grape forward. The
first grape to the other side of the oven is judged winner or, failing
that, the one that travels furthest.
There are many variations on the game, such as, "Strip Grape Racing",
or "Stunt Grapes, where a grape is required to do certain tasks like jumping
over other grapes, etc. ? This should keep your friends amused for hours.
Willy Willy
P.S. bubba said that watermellons don't work: don't try it! Sweet 'taters
don't work neither but they taste real good with a little butter after
the races.
bubba says his new wife has a terrible fear of someone stealing her
clothes. He came home last night and she had a guy sitting in the closet
guarding them.
bubba joe and bubba bob were in Mexico and decided while they were
down there they might as well try and make a little money. They looked
around and couldn't find a place where you could bungee jump. So they decided
this would be the perfect business. After they built the tower and were
ready for business they noticed that the crowds were gathering around but
no one was jumping. The only thing they could figure was the people didn't
know what it was so bubba bob tells bubba joe he'll have to jump to show
them what to do. They climb up and bubba joe jumps. He falls almost to
the ground and then bounces back up. bubba bob notices bubba joe's clothes
are torn when he bounces up and wonders what happened. The next bounce
up he notices bubba joe has a bloody nose and his clothes are even worse.
bubba bob thinks "something has to be going on". When bubba joe came up
the third time his arms were swinging and he bleeding from cuts and scratches
all over his body. Bubba bob yelled "bubba joe, what happened?" bubba joe
groaned and, as he started back down, hollered "I don't know, what's a
piñata???"
got this today
Dear Jim,
I'm so proud of my daughter, she's a true redneck. One day I said to
her, "look at that dead bird." She said "Where" and looked up.
Bubba
bubba links
Bubba
Gormet Recipies ala Bubba
The BUBBA Net Great site.
Bubba links. Check out bubbaisms.
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