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Haven't heard from bubba in a while so I contacted bubbette. She said she was starting to worry a little too. bubba left, several weeks ago, for the weekend going to a NASCAR race and hasn't come home yet.
Just got this note:
Howdy Jim
bubba is ok. I called him at the motel and he's still there. He says there are only three doors in his room. One is to the closet. Another is to the bathroom and the other has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb". He'll be home as soon as he can get out. He regrets missing the race but says it hasn't been all bad. The tv has six twenty-four hour sports channels, room service food is pretty good and they clean his room for him every day.
bubbette
bubba was trying to sell his truck but having no success because it had 250,000 miles on it. He told his friend Joe Bob about it. Joe Bob told him if you don't tell anyone I have a mechanic friend that will roll the mileage back to fifty thousand. That will make it much easier to sell. Be sure and tell him I sent you. Couple of weeks later Joe Bob saw bubba getting out of his truck and said "I thought you were gonna sell that truck". bubba replied "not now it's only got fifty thousands miles on it!".
bubba sent me a letter he sent to the government. Click here to read it.
bubba's wife had been trying to convince him to take her hunting. After many weeks of heated discussion he finally relented. They got up early Saturday morning and headed for the woods. Thinking that he could put her some place that she wouldn't have to shoot the gun he put her in a clearing away from where the deer normally graze. He told her to stay there and he would go down the road and scare them back in her direction. This way he could do a little hunting himself. He hadn't gone far when he heard a shot. Wondering if she could have killed something on her own he hurried back. Getting close he heard his wife's and another man's voices arguing. When he entered the clearing he saw his wife holding a man at gunpoint. As he approached them he heard his wife telling the man "that's my deer, stay away from it!" The man says "but lady" and she again she says "stay away from my deer or I"ll shoot you!" To this the man replies "look lady you can have the deer but please let me take my saddle off it first."
bubba went to a New Years party. He had only been there a short while when a beautiful young woman worked her way over to him and started a conversation. After about thirty minutes of polite conversation she said to bubba "I'd like to offer you some super sex. About this time they cranked up a Charley Daniels tune so bubba couldn't hear a word she said and he said "what?". She raised her voice and said "I'd like to offer you some super sex!". Still he couldn't hear so hollered "WHAT!". She yelled back "SUPER SEX!". He said "OH, I'LL TAKE THE SOUP!"
bubba joe and bubba bob were going on their annual hunting trip into the wilds of Alaska. They chartered a plane to fly in and drop them off. Then to return and and pick them up after a week. When the pilot returned he asked how it went and bubba joe said "great, we killed four elk!" The pilot tried to explain that the plane was built only to carry the weight of them and two elk. Bubba bob angrily insisted that they would not leave without all of their kill. The pilot finally relented and they load the plane and took off. About thirty minutes into the flight the engine began to sputter and they were shortly hurtling to the ground. As they were crawling out of the wreckage bubba joe said to bubba bob "Do you have any idea where we are?" bubba bob looked around and said "Sure! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."