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Hi! I wanted to tell ya that I love your page. This is one of the best
redneck pages I've ever seen. Hell, me an' my ol' man think you're
funnier
than ol' Jeff Foxworthy. You done a great job! Anyways. . .
I live with a buncha redneck boys way the hell out in the country.
Well,
one day one of 'em named Shane was tryin' to cut up some deer meat
for dinner
and he asked another guy, Corbin, for a knife. Corbin jes' casually
pointed to
a glass-covered cabinet where his li'l arsenal was and Shane picked
a knife
and went back into the kitchen with it. A couple seconds later Corbin
yells
out " Hey! Don't yew fergit ta wipe off the motor oil 'fore ya go ta
cuttin'
meat with it". I swear that's the funniest redneck thing I ever heard.
- Marie, in
Oklahoma